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Yes.  The media.  Less than 20% of the votes had been counted when the states were "decided" Obama or McCain.  I looked myself, and about 35% of those "decided" states were claimed by the media as "decided towards Obama when the ACTUAL VOTES reflected a "decision" towards McCain.  Congratulations, media.  The nation decided Obama won 10 minutes BEFORE the West coast polls closed.  McCain conceded defeat less than 20 minutes after the West coast polls closed.  Congratulations, media.  Overall vote, in the more Democratic leaning portion of the 'States was 50 48 Obama McCain, respectively.  Had McCain waited an hour, or two, or three, the media would have had less "decisions" to sell, (did I suggest graft just then?) and a largely Republican bloc of the U.S.  would've had it's votes counted.  Maybe that 20% could've been brought up to 35%, and the 35% of outright fabrications by the media down to 20%.  Congratulations, media.  Oh well, in two years, I'll vote to impeach the socialist from office.  Get ready for a tumultuous communist ride, America.  Get ready.

 

Congratulations, media.

 

P.S.  The key to any dictatorship is the control of weapons?  No.  Food?  Nope.  Resources?  Not even.  No,...

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Tags: congratulations, mccain, media, obama, percents

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Posted at: 08:55 PM | 2 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink

Hey, all my faithful readers!  (Yeah, that means you and only you, if you're reading this.)  I had a totally uplifting evening at church tonight, super cool.  Great message about family and relationships that really hit home.  That and I got to see a bunch of super cool people that I hadn't seen in about a month and a half.  Really makes me value my friendships.  And sense no one is actually going to read this, I'd like to point out that as crazy as I am, I'm actually quote normal and have to deal with the same crap everyone else does.  I just hide it better.  And I take it out on the ears of anyone who listens to my music.

That's a cool little bit.  If anyone wants to know what's truly going on inside my head, they'd need to listen to me play.....

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Posted at: 10:21 PM | 3 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink

    "Son, my generation has made a whole lot of problems for your generation...  Deal with it."  These are the deep words spoken by an enlightened seer; my father.  Unfortunately, his statement is all to true.  This new, fresh generation has a plethora of problems, but we must prioritize and take care of those most pressing in nature.  With this abundance of roblems our generation faces, there are three -- not four, and five is right out -- three isues of paramount importance we must deal with post-haste.

    The matter that is forefront in the nation's, nay, the world's collective mind is, of course, the ever-iminent natural disaster on the brink of throwing us into another ice age: global warming.  This threat is poised, and ready to wipe out an entire country's worth of humans.  Some will point out that less than 100 years ago, Niagra Falls froze over, freezes and snow are occuring later in the year, or any other of the countless tendencies toward global cooling, if not simply cyclic temperature fluctuations on a world-wide scale, but we need to look the other way, make shallow emotional appeals, and make effors to reverse this fallacious...

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Tags: an entire countrys worth of humans, essay, globalwarmingisbunk, hypocrisy, satire

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Posted at: 10:31 AM | 1 Comment | Add Comment | Permalink

It all started with Todd; my cute brother. =D He told me never to get a girlfriend in high school, they're wastes of time and money. He later apparently had money and time to blow, and got a girlfriend, and has stayed with her for like 10+ months, now. Anyway. I got to high school, and saw a bunch of pointless random dating. It spread like wildfire. Or worse, it spread like rabbits. Rabbits in a confined area in the middle of spring. As you know, I had a couple of crushes, but I quelled them as to cover my tush, and keep myself out of trouble and embarrassment. Besides, Todd, at his wise old age of 18 said that dating is a waste of time unless you're serious. And by golly, everything I have seen in high school has been sooooo far from serious it's gross. It's pointless desensitizing. These people are gonna get to college and have bad things happen to them. And probably never have a serious relationship, and a troubled marriage, if one at all. Think about, uh, Dylan Bond and Kristen Birdwell. Think about their perspective on dating. Or the opposite gender at that point....

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Tags: dating

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Posted at: 10:03 PM | 3 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink

Here we are, floating in the middle of a perpetual hurricane, our home.  None of this would’ve happened if he would’ve just died like he was supposed to.

I hate these infernal fish!

Two years ago, I was hired as a fishing guide.  It wouldn’t have happened, had I not let it slip that I have Tourette’s.  I was signed up to lead a cruise ship that traveled around Iceland, but after that one outburst I was reassigned to some silly fishing boat.  BLAST!

                Honestly, I could’ve lived with that.  I’d have no real purpose, of course, but everyone knows that is the best way to live.  They dumped a purpose on me though.  Herman Melville.  The name alone gave me reason to dispose of him.  I could only imagine the taunts and jabs the kids on the playground came up with.

                Oh, how I love Gandhi.  I deeply respect him and all of his kind ways.

                The name was bad enough, but since luck is never in my favor, there was more.  Despite his constant pleading otherwise, I knew he was after my golden fish....

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Posted at: 09:08 PM | 1 Comment | Add Comment | Permalink

Well. This last week has been the best one thus far. It seriously, honest to goodness-ly changed my life. As if I weren't bad enough already, I will never be a hermit again. There's just something about being thrown into Washington D.C. with 300 other kids you don't know. I made 60+ friends, and gained about 25 family members- people who have forever changed my life, I will never forget them. As Sean Fowler put it (he cheated though, sentimental statement when we were all on the brink of crying already) "I've played football for four years. Us seniors, 13 of us, our friendship ended with the end of the season. But six days ago, all of us in this room, 30 minutes of laughing and jokes made 24 friendships that will never end." And Giuseppi hit the nail on the head- no words can explain the experience. I don't know why I'm sitting here pretending that they can. =D Well, I came to terms with life last night. Reality sucks. But hey, that's what friends and, just as importantly, God are for.

Tags: 1week, friends, god, nylc, reality

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Posted at: 06:42 PM | 1 Comment | Add Comment | Permalink

So yeah.  In the past week, I broke my 11 month, two movies total streak.  Dang.  Situations beyond my control.  Anyway, long story short, I was forced to watch the two worst movies evar.  *cough* Ever, I said ever.  'Dazed and Confused' and 'Shutter'.  The former about fifties potheads and drinkers, and the latter a really lame scary movie about some psycho chick's ghost following a newlywed couple.  Both are lame.  As shown by the seven other people in the theatre watching the movie 'Shutter' with Todd, Laura and I.  This makes me think, why do people watch movies if there are such rampant bad movie-ness... es out there?  It seems as though for every good movie, there are four or five bad ones.  If not bad, then just downright lame, if not lame, boring, if not boring, immoral.  To balance this insane quantity of horrible movies out there, I'll throw out the names of a few good ones:

UHF,  One Crazy Summer, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The original Star Wars (IV, V, and VI), The Lion King, Howl's Moving Castle, Les Miserables, um.... 

Yeah, those are the good ones.  If I think of...

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Tags: 11monthstreak, crap, dazedandconfused, humanity, movies, shutter

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Posted at: 10:54 AM | 4 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink

First off, I would like to point out that the human mind is infinitely complex. Scientists that sit down for eight sevenths of their natural life studying the brain and human actions/reactions/interactions/subteractions/tennisactions/monkeybuttactions/whateverelseactions STILL see unexpected things done by humans. We’re just that crazy. We’re element e on the periodic table of elements. We have the atomic number of 2.71828182846 and of course the mass number of too-fat-get-off-your-butt-and-exercise-more. Wait, that’s just us Americans… Whatever. The point remains the same. We, as humans, do not follow logical trends. We do not do what is best for ourselves. We are a wildcard. Even more sporadic than this here human mind, is the MALE human mind.

I, as a male, am an outlier among males. I attempt to, struggle for, and occasionally obtain rational thought followed by an action that correlates with the aforementioned thought. As a whole, the male gender in its teenage years is brash and completely controlled by the testosterone hormones raging through their bodies. They tend to sag their pants to their ankles, not wear pants at all, wear pants that hug their hips like pandas hug bamboo, or pants made for females. We tend to avoid cell phones unless...

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Tags: crazy, infatuation, males, mind

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Posted at: 09:47 PM | 6 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink

‽--Interrobang.  I’m assuming it is used to keep

“HUH?!”

 down to a much smaller space of

“HUH‽”

 It’s unusual size and shape adds accent, so I guess it can be really useful to condense

 “WHAT THE---?!?!?!?!?!”

into the now muuuuuuch smaller

“WHAT THE---‽”

Besides, throwing in an interrobang makes you look smarter.  Nothing looks quite so eloquent as unfamiliar punctuation.  

Tags: #8253, huh, interrobam, punctuation

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Posted at: 07:32 PM | 0 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls   froze completely solid.

So much for this Global Warming nonsense.  Go away.

Tags: globalwarmingisafraud

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Posted at: 07:17 PM | 2 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink